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Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.


It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.


You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.


Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?


There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?


I fucking love these people.

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— Marilyn Monroe (via slapping)

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Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

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